Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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