now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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