do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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