whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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