im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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