If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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