Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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