# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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