and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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