remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Watching her eat just hurts me
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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