you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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