that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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