who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm at about main and main street
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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