as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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