what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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