...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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