Dual....:-)
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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