I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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