After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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