Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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