Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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