All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
