i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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