then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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