He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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