with your own penis?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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