what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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