Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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