She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
