what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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