This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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