the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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