ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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