If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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