why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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