this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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