I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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