Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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