Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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