So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
me + whiskey = a bad person
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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