Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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