Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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