You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
apparently the secret to your success is patron
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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