Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Michael Bay diarrhea
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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