what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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