some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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