I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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