I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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