so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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