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you win
i was born a porn star she said
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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